Tweens

Tweens are a lot of things. They are easily marketed to; they know that they aren’t supposed to be beaten up by adults; they enjoy music [from what I have read on the internets] such as Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato; they will at some point be older. But I had forgotten that they are also in the Fiend Folio


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One part of this description still holds true: no treasure type. When I beat up five tweens a while back, not a single copper piece fell out of their pockets when I was throwing them into the pavement or body-checking them. Maybe the Urkel-looking kid who ran away had all the money.

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